teenageiconophile:

*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*

(via excrutiate)

englland:

fanofthedoctor3:

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

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(Source: englland, via iwishihadafather)

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24 Aug 14 at 11 pm

jackanthonyfernandez:

She was letting the guards know who she wanted to take out

(Source: iheartkatyperry, via greatwhiteprivilege)

jackanthonyfernandez:

She was letting the guards know who she wanted to take out

jamesyfranco:

"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"

(via fatspy)

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22 Aug 14 at 8 pm

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

(Source: shovel2, via beyoncebeytwice)

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

(Source: maryjblige, via beyoncebeytwice)

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21 Aug 14 at 11 pm

billbuttlicker-:

i’m a film student

(via coolator)

(81200) plays

lindsaylohoean:

talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like

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(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

 83129
20 Aug 14 at 10 pm

suddenlywolf:

this is the greatest breaking bad video ever and it’s not even 10 seconds long

(via dogmaster5000)

pissedoffington:

the other day someone tweeted about hell as being forced to sit in a room with barbara walters as she reads a word for word transcript of everything you ever said during sex and ive been thinking about that a lot

(via dogmaster5000)

thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

(via hectograph)

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20 Aug 14 at 10 pm

(Source: amazign, via dogmaster5000)

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20 Aug 14 at 12 am

(Source: teapayne, via juilan)