107273
22 Jul 14 at 12 am

tealwig:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

Britsh people are so wild

(via supernovaqirl)

 74206
21 Jul 14 at 4 pm

teacakes:

OH, DAMN… IT’S NOTHING! IT’S STUPID! YOU KNOW THOSE BLACK SHOES? I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID. I BOUGHT THIS BLACK DRESS TO GO WITH THOSE BLACK SHOES, WHICH I FORGOT TO PACK. I HAVE 6 OTHER PAIR OF SHOES, 2 OF WHICH ARE RUNNING SHOES IN CASE YOU’RE UP FOR A LITTLE GAME LATER. AND NOW I’M DOUBLY SCREWED BECAUSE I HAVE 2 BLACK DRESSES AND NO BLACK SHOES. I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, “WHO CARES WHAT COLOR SHOES SHE’S WEARING?” BUT BELIEVE ME, WOMEN NOTICE.

(Source: dumbegg, via iwishihadafather)

 581254
20 Jul 14 at 10 pm

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

(Source: chemkitt, via ruinedchildhood)

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost
"oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters"
teslatea
(505128) plays
 40328
20 Jul 14 at 10 pm

(Source: fanfictionimg, via fatspy)

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

 147029
16 Jul 14 at 10 pm

sciencehonky:

iwishihadafather:

this is internet gold

QUENCHED

(via muggleprince)

(my dad walks into a room where I am crying)
Dad: Aww, sweety. What's wrong?
Me (in between sobs): HOW DO I KNOW LOVE IS REAL WHEN ALL OF OUR SOCIAL RELATIONS ARE COMMODIFIED UNDER CAPITALISM?
Dad: um . . . . uh (pats back, bemused)
 4298
12 Jul 14 at 10 pm

(Source: d0nn0, via iwishihadafather)

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

(via 21st-century-booty)